- Thou shall not condemn Muslims or Christians even if they oppress Hindus
- Thou shall criticize Hindus forever if they retaliate against terrible communal and political atrocities
- Thou shall promote Christian and Muslim brotherhood even though they act against rural Hindus
- Thou shall have faith on secularist politicians whose chief objective is to spread communal violence
- Thou shall glorify beef eating
- Thou shall condemn Hindu rituals and customs as blind faith
- Thou shall let the people, nation and development be nuliified for minority appeasement
- Thou shall forget corruption and forgive corrupt politicians but not empower Hindu nationalists
- Thou shall consider Hindu root as crude but world culture as salvation
- Thou shall reject Hindu ideas of God and religion but respect Islam and Christianity which are God-centric religions
Only if you follow these ten commandments you will be a Indian secular.
CV of Indian Secular
Objective: Enemy of Hinduism
Core Competence: Talking and acting nuisance against Hinduism
Internship: Rendezvous with Christianity, Islam, Communism
Professional Experience: Big Talks without understanding politics and secularism or a corrupt politician
Personal Details: Foolish, dumb, corrupt, selfish
Extra-curricular Activities: Bad-mouthing Hinduism and Nationalists
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