Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Ten Commandments of Indian Secularism


  1. Thou shall not condemn Muslims or Christians even if they oppress Hindus
  2. Thou shall criticize Hindus forever if they retaliate against terrible communal and political atrocities 
  3. Thou shall promote Christian and Muslim brotherhood even though they act against rural Hindus
  4. Thou shall have faith on secularist politicians whose chief objective is to spread communal violence
  5. Thou shall glorify beef eating 
  6. Thou shall condemn Hindu rituals and customs as blind faith
  7. Thou shall let the people, nation and development be nuliified for minority appeasement
  8. Thou shall forget corruption and forgive corrupt politicians but not empower Hindu nationalists
  9. Thou shall consider Hindu root as crude but world culture as salvation
  10. Thou shall reject Hindu ideas of God and religion but respect Islam and Christianity which are God-centric religions

Only if you follow these ten commandments you will be a Indian secular. 

CV of Indian Secular
Objective: Enemy of Hinduism
Core Competence: Talking and acting nuisance against Hinduism
Internship: Rendezvous with Christianity, Islam, Communism
Professional Experience: Big Talks without understanding politics and secularism or a corrupt politician
Personal Details: Foolish, dumb, corrupt, selfish
Extra-curricular Activities: Bad-mouthing Hinduism and Nationalists





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